The Fixer

Words and music by John Kay, Michael Palmer and Steve Palmer

Say the word if you need work done

Pick up the phone darlin', dial a prayer

You can call the man with the power in his hand

Well, you can just call the fixer, he still cares

For a couple of bucks, he will straighten your luck

For a little bit more, he will settle the score

For the right kind of dough, he will step on a toe

For a couple of grand, he will riddle your man

Can't get cash from all those deadbeats?

Can't get a witness to the crime?

And the cops are all at the doughnut shop

Well, you just call the fixer, he'll do fine

For a couple of bucks, he will straighten your luck

For a little bit more, he will settle the score

For the right kind of dough, he will step on a toe

For a couple of grand, he will riddle your man

You say your mind was on vacation

The day you signed your life away

And the judge ain't free until 1993

Well, you just call the fixer, he's got time

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