What Do You Do?

I met a guy last night at the game bar

Shooting tiny hoops, score through the roof

He looked into my eyes, said, I wanna know who you are

Then he dropped the bomb, what do you do?

I told him that I sing, he said, for a living?

To which I replied, Kind of, how 'bout you?

And he told me that he played guitar, wrote a book

Lived in Sydney, joined a beer league, he was in a movie

And he dabbled in photography

Then he said, I know you're into music, but that can't be it

Gotta have a hobby, come on, tell me honey, let me in

Okay, alright

Well

My hobby's getting high with Chloe

'Cause we work the week away

I've got two jobs, she's got three

Keeps us in the house we pay to live in

I don't lie, my brain is balding

Burnout got me crawling home

Now, I see you yawning

Am I boring? Now, I guess you know

I was having fun, but now I'm done

So, I'll run, chased by, "what do you do? What do you do?

Holding back panic attacks, got a mask for when they ask

Ask me, what do you do? What do you do?

I wake up like a dead body each morning

Stumble down the stairs just half awake

Then I start to feel like a hamster on a wheel

I forget every meal and at the end of the day

My hobby's getting high with Chloe

'Cause we work the week away

I've got two jobs, she's got three

Keeps us in the house we pay to live in

I won't lie, my brain is balding

Burnout got me crawling home

Now, I see you yawning

Am I boring? Now, I guess you know

I was having fun, but now I'm done

So, I'll run, chased by what do you do? What do you do?

Holding back panic attacks, got a mask for when they ask

Ask me, what do you do? What do you do?

You must have a time machine

How do you have time for everything?

While I have time for three things

And they all make me money

I don't need eyeliner

Got dark circles, I'm Avril Lavigne

Au naturel without even trying

I'm just so fucking tired, man

Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I was having fun, but now I'm done

So, I'll run, chased by what do you do? What do you do?

Holding back panic attacks, got a mask for when they ask

Ask me, what do you do? What do you do?

My hobby's getting high with Chloe

'Cause we work the week away

I've got two jobs, she's got three

Keeps us in the house we pay to live in

I won't lie, my brain is balding

Burnout got me crawling home

Now, I see you yawning

Am I boring? Now, I guess you know