Letras
Up at the North Pole the lights are low
The workshop's got a secret show
The elves are busy but not with toys
They're trading moans instead of joys
No jingle bells just leather and lace
Santa's turning this into a wild place
Forget the sleigh forget the cheer
It's debauchery time-it's their best year
Santa's orgy workshop no rules no shame
Naughty or nice? It's all the same
The reindeer are watching the elves go wild
Christmas chaos depraved and defiled
Oh Santa's orgy workshop under the snow
A place where no one says "Ho ho no!"
The candy canes aren't meant for the tree
And mistletoe games get freaky you see
Mrs Claus is leading the sleigh
Whipping them all into festive dismay
Elves in stockings reindeer in chains
This ain't the story your grandma explains
The toy assembly line's gone off track
This Christmas party's never turning back
Santa's orgy workshop no rules no shame
Naughty or nice? It's all the same
The reindeer are watching the elves go wild
Christmas chaos depraved and defiled
Oh Santa's orgy workshop under the snow
A place where no one says "Ho ho no!"
Rudolph's glowing but not from his nose
Cupid and Vixen are striking a pose
Santa's throne? It's a bed of sin
Inviting everyone to join in
The sleigh is rocking the North Pole sways
This workshop's not for silent nights or sleighs
They're breaking tradition they've cut the string
This is what happens when the bells don't ring
The snow is falling but it's getting hot
The elves are tangled in a naughty knot
Forget the gifts forget the tree
Santa's workshop is the place to be
The chimney's smoking the lights burn low
This isn't your average Christmas show
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The stockings are torn the toys are wrecked
This workshop's gift is pure neglect
Santa's orgy workshop no rules no shame
Naughty or nice? It's all the same
The reindeer are watching the elves go wild
Christmas chaos depraved and defiled
Oh Santa's orgy workshop under the snow
A place where no one says "Ho ho no!"
So if you hear strange sounds tonight
It's not just Santa taking flight
Santa's orgy workshop don't peek inside
Or you'll lose more than just your pride