Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley)

If you wish to be our sitter

Please be sweet and never bitter

Help us with Math and book reports

Might I add, eat my shorts

(Bart!)

Just cutting through the treacle

If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her

Let me get away with murder!

Teach us songs and magic tricks

Might I add, no fat chicks

(Homer!)

The Nanny we want is kindly and sage

And one who will work for minimum wage

Hurry Nanny, things are grim

(I'll do it!)

Anyone but him!