Devil on the River (Tahm Kench Theme Song, Unofficial, Fanmade)

He don't knock - he just comes in

Smile like silk Voice like sin

Watch the water ripple wide...

'Cause the River King's gon' take you for a ride

Came floatin' down from bilge water tide

Deals in his pocket got a grin too wide

Taps his tongue like a silver drum

One lick's all it take - now you gone son

Swallowed whole like you never been born

Say your prayers when that mouth's been sworn

Gold in your hand guilt in your gut

You play his game now your soul's in a rut

He go- SLAP! with the tongue you freeze in fear

Then DIVE! through the dark he disappear

Thick Skin don't break you hit he laugh

And Lord if he open wide - that's your last path

Ooooh Tahm Kench you greedy fiend

You clean the bones and lick the screen

Devil on the river grinnin' slick

Deals so good they make you sick

He ain't no fish he a hunger with legs

Wears regret like a coat talks smooth as eggs

"One more taste" he croons real low

But once you're in his belly you never go

A gambler's heart a liar's tone

He builds his throne with your wishbone

You flash you dash - too late he fed

Now you spectatin' while he burps your dead

"I offer freedom I offer escape...

But you ain't never ask what I take"

Tahm Kench!

He slap ya cold he dive in deep

He tank yo hits then he eat you cheap

That devil don't dance - he glides and slides

Then he eats your carry and laughs while he rides

Tahm Kench yeah he bring that doom

Feastin' down in the Baron room

Abyss below thick skin above -

He don't want pain - he wants your love

"Kench gon' getcha... with a slap and a smile..."

"Sign your name rest a while..."

"You fed the King... now pay the toll..."

"One more meal one less soul..."