Caught

Fixed my hair

Tucked my shirt

Left the last one unbuttoned

Spray cologne

Check my phone

It's a willful seduction

On the way to your office

Illicit and cautious

Masquerading as business

Ask the gods for forgiveness

I'm a wretched, sinful, puny-ass loser

Damned if I do, but I'm a badge-less soldier

I caught you

Looking for my name in the filer

I caught you

Checking me out at the counter

I caught you

Stalking my profile on Twitter

I caught you

Waiting for me to come over

Tell me I'm not being delusional

But they're the tell-tale signs of something mutual

So I take a deep breath and I

Shaky hands

Sweaty palms

Wait, I did this a lot of times before

(Oh no)

But why am I still standing outside your door

Is it the fear of getting seen?

Only a lightning can redeem

When a picture so obscene

Will become our day's routine

I'm a wretched, sinful, puny-ass loser

Damned if I do, but I'm a badge-less soldier

I caught you

Looking for my name in the filer

I caught you

Checking me out at the counter

I caught you

Stalking my profile on Twitter

I caught you

Waiting for me to come over

Tell me I'm not being delusional

But they're the tell-tale signs of something mutual

So I take a deep breath and you

Looked at me with famished eyes

Pulled me in by my necktie

Locked the door

Now it's just you and I

Shut the fuck up or it's an HR tag

Don't let the cat get out of the bag

Meet me later

And I'll consider

I snapped out my shit

Fuck, I dozed off in my cubicle

But I know for a fact that