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She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's kinda why I love her
I'm her butter, she's my bread
She's like a mobile water bed
And when I get on top of her
I can't touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy, safe, and warm
She's my insulation
I always know where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs, a punctured lung
That's why I love her
She's my filly and I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
And that's why I love her
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have another double reuben rye
She works really hard at eating really well
And that's why I love her
There's hardly anything ever left over though
I don't get anything to eat
But, I still love her
And the fat girls go
"Do de do do do de do do do do de do de do do do do do do do do..."
That's why we love her
That's why we love her
That's why we love her