NGSUNC

Here we go, I'm back online

And, oh, fuck, what do I find?

Here he comes, he's logging in

Why'd I add him as a friend?

He sends "hello", I send "whatever"

'Cause to him, I know I'm better

You gotta admit, he's kinda cute

But all he wants is a photoshoot

Hey, baby girl, I like your pics (what?)

And guess what? So does my dick (what?)

Oh, please, boy, don't make me gag (what?)

I've seen those pics, your piece is sag (what?)

You fuck my friends in your father's Benz (what?)

You're five inches with an upward bend (what?)

Chad, stop, don't be rude (what?)

I'm not gonna send you any nudes (what?)

Oh, my God, how did he get my number?

Did you give it to him?

What? Why would I do that?

Okay, yeah, I did

Oh, my God, he won't stop texting

Ugh

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (what?)

You're not getting nudes, Chad (what?)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (what?)

Oh, my God (what?)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (what?)

You're not getting nudes, Chad (what?)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (what?)

You're fucking ridiculous (what?)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (what?)

You're not getting nudes, Chad (what?)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (what?)

What the fuck is your problem? (What?)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (what?)

You're not getting nudes, Chad (what?)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (what?)

Fuck you, Chad (what?)

I'd block his number, but I don't know how

What can I do? He's calling now

It's so annoying and fucking sick

I don't wanna see your turkey dick

Is this illegal? It has to be

He's totally fucking harassing me

I think I know what we should do

I know I'm game, but I don't know about you

Are you saying what I think you are? (What?)

You don't think that's a little too far? (What?)