Bangers and Mash (1999 Remaster)

I met 'er down in Napoli and didn't she look great

And so I brought 'er back to Blighty just to show me mates

And though we're married 'appily, I'll tell ya furthermore

I 'aven't 'ad a decent meal since Nineteen-Forty-Four

Eat your minestrone, Joe

That's all you ever say

Eat your macaroni, Joe

Ev'ry blinkin' day

No wonder you're so boney, Joe, and skinny as a rake

Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make

Bangers and mash

Minestrone

Bangers and mash

Macaroni

Give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make

Eat your tagliatelli, Joe

That's all I've 'eard for years

Eat your vermicelli, Joe

It's comin' out me ears

You've got to fill your belly, Joe Joe, for heaven's sake

Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make

Well alright!

Bangers and mash

Tagliatelli

Bangers and mash

Vermicelli

Ah, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make

Nineteen-Forty-Three, Allied Forces land in Italy.

There's a smashin'-lookin' bird over there, Bert. I think she's showin' out there.

Well, why don't you chat 'er up then?

Right! Bongourno Signorina now. 'Ere, are you married?

(Unintellible reply)

There y'are. Can't 'ave a fairer answer than that, can ya!

I met him back in Italy, so dashing and good-looking

He wined me and he dined me ev'ry night

He said I smiled so prettily and how he loved my cooking

But since he's married me, it seems he's lost his appetite

Eat your tagliatelli, Joe

That's all you ever say, Ooohhhhh

Eat your vermicelli, Joe

Ev'ry bloomin' day

You've a-got to fill your belly, Joe Joe, for heaven's sake

Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash your Muvver used to make

Bangers and mash

Minestrone

Bangers and mash