With a One-Two

Never thought about the other side

Oh no, it was always let's go

Try to pull some ho's

And I pulled 'em like a tow truck

Since I was a young buck

Guaranteed the ho's always got fucked

With a one-two and all that good shit

I never flipped or tripped or got pussy whipped

Cause I'm the k-k-k-k-kid rock motherfucker

You wanna beast me? You're just another sucker

But oh well, you don't bother me none

Cause me and your girl have lots of fun

You know the one, that looks like a model

Sucks on my nuts like a baby on a milk bottle

Not cause I make her, I wouldn't make her

But cause I mack her right, she loves me all night

With a one-two and all that good shit

With a one-two, I'll take another sip

With a one-two and I'll rock this party

With a one-two, you better ask somebody

Get down girl and read my mind

And you'll see it's focused on your behind

You got a lot of class and don't mind me askin'

But can I go up in your fat ass

And just pump, pump, pump, what's next?

Check your money and skunk, then it's time to jet

You bet you'll be itchin' for more

On the bed, the steps, and the kitchen floor

You like the way the K-I did it like I said I

Would, could, should, I do it good

In your neighborhood, or your fuckin' block

Cause I'm the coo-oo-ool, the Kid Rock

Kid Rock, Kid Rock

Kid Rock, Kid Rock, make it nasty

Ho's talk the same shit, you dress like a slob

But bitches still give a good blow job

Up come my drawers and it's goodbye

The Kid Rock's just got to fly

Cause it's 1-9-9-0, time to fuck ho's

But before you go in, put Jimmy in a lambskin

And we can bump all night, you bet

So get set to jet and cold get wet

Come on out of your girdle and slacks

And I'll shine that booty like turtle wax

With a one-two and all that good shit

With a one-two, I'll take another sip

With a one-two and I'll rock this party

With a one-two, you better ask somebody

Bitch