Online

Speaking of online, uh

I was at my wife's computer recently, right, and, ah

Was playing this game on her computer

I like to play called "Guess the Password"

You guys ever play that?

It comes pre-installed on most people's computers

And so

I'm, uh

I see immediately, right, I'm on her desktop

And I see immediately this email that she got

And I saw this email

And first, on, on a side note, um

If you wanna make a trillion dollars

Let me just throw this out to the world

And then if you make a trillion dollars on it

You have to like, shoot me some cash

Somebody needs to invent like, some kind of Bluetooth-y thing

Where as a guy, you can be on a website

And to change that website, all you have to do is go, "urgh-urgh"

That would be nice, because I swear she sneaks up behind me

And I can't get to the mouse quick enough

And she's, "What are you clicking out of?

You're always clicking out of something

Every time I walk by, what were you on?"

And then that way I can go, "Urgh, urgh, urgh"

And then savetheworld.org pops up

Okay, that's a side note, right?

So I, I see this receipt is on my wife's computer

And at first, I think my wife went to a hunting store, okay?

Hear me out

'Cause I see this receipt

And I see the first thing she bought, right?

I see she bought a bullet, which is weird, right?

Because I'm like

I'm a gun guy, why would she buy one bullet?

And that seems like a pretty pricey caliber bullet, right?

Then, underneath that, I see she bought a rabbit

And I'm like, wow

I, I don't see any cages, why, why is she buying a rabbit?

Is she gonna try to kill the rabbit with the bullet that she bought?

So, uh

For all the men staring at me blankly right now

As you hear pockets full of women laughing, um

Those are names of vibrators, right?

Yeah, and underneath that, I see this other thing