Letras
It's get rich pitch is a bait and switch
For the elderly and trusting
And the way it swallows their life savings
Seems downright disgusting
Whoa-oh, I guess a smart businessman
Whoa-oh, steals outright when he can
Welcome to Trump University (Trump University)
The finest snake oil ever sold
Distilled at Trump University (Trump University)
Where we all have been enrolled
Seminars so wise all plagiarized
And they don't teach his secrets
Meet his hand-picked staff he never met
We hired them off Craigslist
Whoa-oh, and his bribe to Pam Bondi
Whoa-oh, meant no hassles from Blondie
Now you're at Trump University (Trump University)
Thank the man for the privilege
Here at Trump University (Trump University)
As he sells you the Brooklyn Bridge
Yeah, all of us suckers are matriculating in it
P.T. Barnum said it, "There's one born every minute"
(There's one born every minute)
We're at Trump University (Trump University)
This is how a mark gets fooled
Here at Trump University (Trump University)
Now we all are getting schooled
Yes, we all are getting schooled
Here's how the USA gets schooled