I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None of My Jellyroll

I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll

How `bout your short'nin' bread

Oh, I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul

I guess that's what you said

My Ma told me today, when she went away

To buy groceries

To be a good boy, she'd give me a toy

'Cause I'm my Mama's pride and joy

There ain't no use of anyone to keep a hangin' `round

Maybe I'm waitin' on your Ma

You don't know my Ma, she'd really put you down

Put me down

Ma's bakin' up a storm, and her oven is still warm

I know you want it, but you can't have it

And I ain't gonna give you none

You dirty boy!

I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll

Oh, such a stingy chap!

I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul

How `bout a zuzu snap

Her cherry pie is fine, her layer cake divine

But I'm tellin' you twice, you can't get a slice

Unless you're extra special nice

Now, there ain't no use of you to just keep a hangin' `round

Oh, pretty please

I love you but I hate to put you down

Yeah, my jellyroll is sweet

That it is!

It sure is hard to beat

Well, I know they want it

But, they can't have it

Yeah, ho-ho Miss Nelly, I mean my jellyroll

Dibs on the dishpan

I got seconds