What's that runnin' around in here? Ugh
(Sung)
Up in Harlem at a table for two
Well, there was the four of us, baby
Me, your big feet, and you
From your ankles up, I say you sure are sweet
But from there down, baby, you're just too much feet
Oh, your feet's too big
Don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big
I really hate you 'cause your feet's too big
Na-na-na-na
La-la-la-la
Where'd you get 'em?
La-la-la-la
Your girl, she likes you
She said she thinks you're nice
She says you got what it takes to take her to paradise
Well, ugh
She likes your face
Says she loves your rig
But I—look at 'em
Look at 'em! Your feet's too big
Oh, your feet's too big
Don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big
I really hate you 'cause your feet's too big
Your pedal extremities are colossal
To me you look just like a fossil
You got me walkin', talkin', and squawkin'
'Cause your feet's too big
Can't go nowhere with you 'cause your feet's too big
Can't get in the bed next to you 'cause your feet's too big
Look at 'em, look at 'em spread all across the floor
When you go and die, ain't nobody gonna sob
Undertaker's gonna have quite a job
You gonna look funny when they lay you in the casket
Look at them big feet stickin' up out the basket
Oh, your feet's too big
Don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big
I really hate you 'cause your feet's too big
Oh, your feet's too big
Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big
Can't use you 'cause your feet's too big
I really hate you 'cause your feet's too big
Your pedal extremities are obnoxious, yeah