A Fine Specimen

There are some areas of art and beauty

Of which you could say I'm a connaisseur

And there's a piece I've got my eye on

I've never been so sure

Cleopatra and Jackie o

Helen of Troy and Marilyn Monroe

That cat getting chased by Pepe Le Pew

They ain't got nothin' on you

I ask is it okay if I join you?

She says yes, and then

I say to myself what we have here

Is a fine specimen

Fine specimen

She's exactly what I need

To keep me warm

In front of me this glistening illustration

Of the human form

She's so easy on the eyes

I can feel my blood pressure rise

Not to jump to far ahead

But I wouldn't kick her out of bed

This feeling's overpowering

And if I were a lesser man

I might blurt it out aloud to everybody

That what I'm lookin' at here

Is a fine specimen

A fine specimen

"The mating ritual continues

The female in the middle dances with both enthusiastic males at the same time."

I can't help but appreciate

The many assets you're posessin'

And admire what I see before me

This quite fine specimen

A fine specimen

"Man, there's a swarm of them, did someone kick over a douchebag nest?"