Let's Hear It for the King (Acoustic Version)

Let's hear it for the king... He's just like us

Let's hear it for the king... He's just like us

Let's hear it for the king... He's just like us, except for that peach

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Let's hear it for the queenie... She's no better than me or you

Except for those twenty four servants bathing her feet in egyptian perfume

Excuse me, can i have a moment of your time, bang your dead

I had no idea you'd be taking target practice out on the back of my head

Sure makes things interesting, makes a killer think twice

Bout hanging my guns up in the basement and take some

Lessons on the fine art of being nice

Just pull that gold plated lever to your right

To play with the beautiful girls and boys tonight

Come to think of it they have some pretty nice toys

All of the beautiful girls and boys

Let's hear it for the king... He's just like us

Should i fly in to the eye of the storm or be condemned to silence

A more politically correct form of violence, hear come the violins

Playing for you, but never for me... Guess i'm not truly free, not yet

Should have done a better audition for the role of teacher's pet

Some days i wanna be a bohemian terrorist

Locked up in my room practicing making a fist

Should be riding my bike more instead of making a list

Of who should gracefully die and who should live by your kiss

Just pull that gold plated lever to your right

To play with the beautiful girls and boys tonight

Come to think of it they have some pretty nice toys

All of the beautiful girls and boys... Let's hear it for the king

You've been given the proper forms to fill out for your very own

Brand new fully blown attitude... Nothin' the peace pipe wouldn't do

Or a stimulating conversation or two, three, four, fuck it five

One more bang on the drum to remind us we're still alive

Let's hear it for the king... He's just like us, except for that peach

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Let's hear it for the queenie... She's no better than me or you