I Don't Know

Took a vacation from the carousel

Took the train and lost myself

All my thoughts were left unlabeled

Left my bills stacked on the table

Met a cat with reindeer antlers

Called out two undercover Santas

Did the moonwalk for star-shaped cookies

The moon and I outlasted the rookies

Dogs are howling at the moon

Dogs are howling at the moon

Or is it just a weather balloon?

Or is it just a weather balloon

Or is that just a U.F.O.?

Or is that just a U.F.O.?

I'm too dizzy, I don't know

I'm too dizzy, I don't know

Six-pack party, kicked the garbage

Common sense went down the drain

In a kitchen, filled with chickens

What kind of trouble can I rub against?

Rusty rooster, in the booster

Zeitgeist gremlins, dressed as penguins

Double trouble, triple vision

Lazy Boy head-on collision

Dogs are howling at the moon

Dogs are howling at the moon

Or is it just a weather balloon?

Or is it just a weather balloon

Or is that just a U.F.O.?

Or is that just a U.F.O.?

I'm too dizzy, I don't know

I'm too dizzy, I don't know

High definition, television

Crystal ball, plastic mannequins

Channel surfing, chatterboxes

My sunshine is in the boombox

I am a ghost of the modern age

I rattle beer cans in the attic

I keep one ear to the floor

I keep one foot out of the door

Dogs are barking out of their faces

Dogs are barking out of their faces

On a planet full of feces

On a planet full of feces

Great big eye up in the sky

Great big eye up in the sky

Got pink eye from the human race

Got pink eye from the human race