10 Knots

My kitchen floor started cracking

And out jumped a man

Big, red and horny

I was shaking the devil's hand

You've got a hell of a reputation

That's the name of my game

Been digging all night cause I heard your name

Got a mean main reason, have no fear

But first we play some poker and have a warm beer

Let's play a little poker and have a nice hot beer

I will smash your windows

Burn your mail

I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

I can beat a horse, chew a nail

I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail

Cause I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

He's the toughest man and he can't fail

But I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

I sat down to the table

With the man that I once feared

He was drinking humming drinking

And scratching his beard

So we drank for about a fortnight

It seemed like some stupid test

Still I was sitting upright

Doing the things that I do best

But the poor devil looked a mess

I will smash your windows

Burn your mail

I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

I can beat a horse, chew a nail

I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail

Cause I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

He's the toughest man and he can't fail

But I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

Though he was red he seemed kind of pale

When I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

I dumped him in his hole

Heard the echoes of his screams

Hey boy scout from below

Now tell me who's mean

I will smash your windows

Burn your mail

I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

I can beat a horse, chew a nail

I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

I'm so tough I could kick a whale

Cause I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

I'm so mean I would eat a snail

I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

I will smash your windows

Burn your mail

I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

I can beat a horse, chew a nail

I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

I'm so rough I spent summer in jail

Cause I tied ten nuts on the devil's tail

I'm so mean I cannot part a gale