Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero
Ladies and gentlefriends
Back from their whirlwind tour of a big silly zoo and probably a cool jumping castle somewhere
It's those Lovable Larries, those Stupendous Stanleys
Those actual humans with nuclear-powered jawatchunums
Put your tentacles together for the one, the only, the wunnuhuppapuponly
Alestorm!
Now, all the ladies to the VIP
Let me see your hands in the air, everybody