Irish Exit

They tell me let the shit breathe, talking respiratory

The way I'm eating up the beet it's looking extra gory

I'm out here tryna beat the buzzer like I'm Robert Horry

That's a different story

I've been trying all the holes till I find the glory

I don't Netflix and chill bro that's super boring

I call it watching Rick and Morty, giving dick to shorty, ha

I can't stand it

I got a bar code and you can't even scan it

I could raise the roof and you wouldn't understand it

I could give you gold and you would take that shit for granted

I've been in the office yea I'm living like it's Scranton

And now the way I'm balling probably ending up in Canton

Offer me a billion, treat me like I'm Kylian

And everything is going just exactly how I planned it

I'm like Mmmmmbappe

I'm never really hearing what the opps say

And everybody getting a fiancée

Feeling like an outkast, baby call me Andre

I'm playing 3K, I mean 2K

I got the 4K tele watching Oubre

I'm like okay Kelly that's a cool play

And now I got Kapowski on my duvet

She whacking off my head like the guillotine

She got my suit wet like it's neoprene

I love to see her stretch in the limousine

The baddie really benz like I've never seen, got me saying AMG

I mean OMG

I'm like lemme see those hands now she showing me

Helen Keller, she be signing like a notary

To be honest I just did that for the poetry

To be honest I just did it for the rhyme scheme

Now I think she wanna bang, shout to Mike Breen

I've been doing what I can to make her like me

Got me looking for a Jane Eyre type beat

Now she asking for my pronouns

I'm a pro with the nouns

I'm a pro with the verbs

I'm a pro with the sounds

I'm a pro with the words

I'm a pro when it counts

Got me sounding like a nerd, apropos I get loud but

I won't do it

Looking at my TurboTax, she Intuit