Thinking In Ways

When I die, call this number

Unencumber yourself from the details

The whole thing's bought and paid for

The box, the viewing and one more ride

Bought a plot by some azaleas

They never fail to impress in the brochure

See me off at sunset

I hope it's glorious outside

I am thinking in ways

That I never have before

I am counting the days

That I never have before

Of course the breakfast will be dinner

Your choice of a couple of entrees

You'll meet some real characters

Some even I haven't seen in a while

I am thinking in ways

I never have before

I am counting the days

That I never have before

I need you to distribute

Everything that I have written down here

They are bits and pieces

Of all who made me what I am

Drink a few, get to know them

Don't forget to tip your waitress

Through them you'll know me better

And life is really worth a damn

I am thinking in ways

I never have before

I am counting the days

That I never have before