The Size I Wear

She was five foot two, about ninety-five pounds

She was round in the places she's supposed to be round

You can take that waitress or the blonde over there

But stand back John, that's the size I wear

Hey!

In a neighborhood bar not too far from here

Me and old John, we were chucking some beers

Friday night about a half past ten

When a flock of secretaries came strutting in

The one in the front was a little too tall

The one in the back, she was flat as a wall

But the one in the middle, as cute as could be

The one in the middle was looking at me

Yes, she was five foot two, about 95 pounds

She was round in the places she's supposed to be round

Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there

But stand back John, that's the size I wear

I said "do you wanna dance," she said "yes I do"

We did the two-step shuffle and the Jitterbug too

Now John didn't like it but he was being a friend

He danced with this one and that one and this one again

A slow song came on, we were locked down tight

John said "hey buddy, you can't hog her all night"

Well you're a mighty big fella but I don't care

Stand back John, that's the size I wear

She was five foot two, about 95 pounds

Round in the places she's supposed to be round

Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there

But stand back John, that's the size I wear

Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds

She was round in the places she's supposed to be round

Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there

But stand back John, that's the size I wear

Hey you're a mighty big fella but I don't care

Stand back John, that's the size I wear

Stand over there John, I'll be done in just a minute

I know!