Letras
Ladies and gentlemen!
Bring your dollar bills, ones, fives, tens and 20's and more!
Bring them this way to the Dark Carnival's Midway games!
Win a giant stuffed animal, the prize is yours
And the money is ours at the fun and challenging midway games!
Hey there, fella, win a prize for your girlfriend's heart
How? Pop a balloon with a dart, it's impossible to miss
I popped all three! We got a big winner, give him an "Insane" sticker
Huh? What about them big stuffed animal toys?
You gotta pop a thousand for one of them boys
Then he spent 'til he won and he saw it was made in Guatemala-mala
It won't last him 'til tomorrow
Step over here, son, win a fat prize
Look how easy it is, wipe your eyes
All you gotta do is toss a ring on a bottle top
So you try it again, and you won't stop
It looks so fucking easy at first
That's why your mom keeps digging in her purse
She spent her last 75 bucks, but you're not here
Because you tried so hard to get a goldfish
Big winner! (Whoo)
(On the midway track)
Shitty prizes! (Whoo)
(Guess what? You'll be back)
Big winner! (Whoo)
(On the midway track)
Shitty prizes! (Whoo)
(Guess what? You'll be back)
Hit up one of our many on-site ATMs and come play a few of
Our stale and cheap, low-budget, high-profitable midway games!
Excuse me, sir, do you like to shoot hoop?
It's a simple concept, throw the ball through the loop
And look at these prizes, it's worth a try
And plus, you look like an athletic guy
Fair enough, give me three shots
Good luck! One brick, two brick, three brick (he sucks)
Meanwhile, the ball's bigger than the hoop
And we are getting paid 'cause people are stupid
Shoot three rubber duckies off the track
And you can win anything in the back
(Whoa, check it out, dude, they got a Drake poster)
I know and I want it, let's go for it
Little did they know, only two ducks fall back