Beer Ain't Drinkin'

Beer, beer ain't drinkin'

Beer, beer ain't drinkin'

I don't care what your mama's thinkin'

Everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin')

Yeah well, it's the grog of the gods; Kickapoo joy juice

I'm a queer for beer and as thirsty as a moose

I don't care what your mama's thinkin'

Everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin') (yeah!)

You say the bar's closed? Well, hell, son, just get me a beer

What'd ya mean, "No way!" That shit's practically clear (let me tell ya)

I don't care what your mama's thinkin'

Everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin')

(I'm gonna tell you somethin' else here, now)

Well, I don't want a draft, I don't want a Dry

If I don't get a beer I'm gonna fuckin' die, I said...

Beer, beer ain't drinkin'

Beer, beer ain't drinkin'

I don't care what your mama's thinkin'

Everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin')

(Hey Mr. Piano Player! Whack-a-doo!)

(And another thing:)

Well, eatin' ain't cheatin',?????????????

Everybody sing like they're at the camp meeting, I said...

Beer, beer ain't drinkin' (Drinkin'! Drinkin'!)

Beer, beer ain't drinkin' (Somebody get me a gin & tonic)

I don't care what your mama's thinkin'

Everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin') (Ho!)

Hell, I ain't drunk! I only had a pony keg

I chugged my carbo-loadin' dinner, still got my hollow leg

I don't care what your mama's thinkin'

Everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin')

Yeah, everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin')

Everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin')

(Yeah!)

(Huh!)

(How!)

(Bring me a beer, please)