Letras
Women are divided
Some find it quite odd
To see any men who wear skirts
Others think it's marvelous to see it all
'Cause it hits gender right where it hurts
Well, I'll show you the man-skirt is here and now
And the look is an absolute WoW
For now that the boys are wearing man-dresses
Guys will soon discover its perks
You'll find a girl can't walk down the street, you know
Without a handsome, macho skirt distracting her so
And you can bet that some folks will worry
Who is gay and who may be straight, please
An insecure dude won't like it - but then
The sure-footed man has got that swagger again
For now that the boys are wearing man-dresses
You'll ask what he's got under there
Now that the boys are wearing man-dresses
Fellas, put those tight pants away
Why we wore skinny jeans, the reason was botched
Our little manly packages were terribly squashed
And masculine health will do a bit better
When testicles aren't gasping for air
But also, why should a man
Mess with a razor zipper
When lifting up a dainty skirt is so much quicker
For now that the boys are wearing man-dresses
You'll ask what he's got under there
Now that the boys are wearing man-dresses
You'll ask what he's got under there