We're terribly house and garden at number 7B
We live in the most amusing mews, ever so very contemporary
We're terribly house and garden, the money that one spends
To pick a place that won't disgrace our house and garden friends
We've spent a lot of money on the interiors, decor
The curtains made of straw, we've all made love before
We don't know if we like it but at least we can be sure
There's no place like our home sweet home
Design for living
Design for living
The boudoir on the open plan has been a huge success
Now everywhere's so open, there's nowhere safe to dress
We're fearfully maison jardin at number 7B
We've rediscovered the chandelier, to a very very contemporary
We're terribly house and garden but at least we've got a chance
The garden's full of furniture, the house is full of rats
It doesn't make for comfort but it simply has to be
We're oh so terribly up to date, contemporary
Design for living
Design for living
We're terribly house and garden as I think we said before
Though 7B is madly gay, it wouldn't do for everyday
We actually live in 7A in the house next door
Design for living
Design for living
Design for living
Design for living