Oh you say I'm a burnt out shipwreck
Floating in a sea of mediocrity
You say I'm not bad, just dull, just middling
You don't hate, you just pity me
But what if you were wrong about me all along?
What if you just think you know what's going on?
What if you're a fat man in a thong?
Well what if I'm cool and you're deluded?
What if I'm hip and you're excluded?
What if I'm fabulous, fantabulous
And you're wrong and you're wrong and you're wrong
And you're wrong and you're wrong and you're wrong
Oh you say that you really get me
But you add there's not much there to get
You say that my inspiration's one percent
And ninety-nine percent is sweat
But what if you were wrong about me all along?
What if you just think you know what's going on?
What if you're a fat man in a thong?
Well what if I'm cool and you're deluded?
What if I'm hip and you're excluded?
What if I'm fabulous, fantabulous
And you're wrong and you're wrong and you're wrong
And you're wrong and you're wrong and you're wrong
Perfect taste is such a burden
How you suffer to teach us all
Somebody's gonna get wounded
But you still have to make the judgment call
But what if you were wrong about me all along?
What if you just think you know what's going on?
What if you're a fat man in a thong?
Well what if I'm cool and you're deluded?
What if I'm hip and you're excluded?
What if I'm fabulous, fantabulous
And you're wrong and you're wrong and you're wrong
And you're wrong and you're wrong and you're wrong