Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)

Some men hunt for sport

Others hunt for food

The only thing I'm hunting for

Is an outfit that looks good

See my vest, see my vest

Made from real gorilla chest

Feel this sweater, there's no better

Than authentic Irish setter

See this hat, 'twas my cat

My evening wear, vampire bat

These white slippers are albino

African endangered rhino

Grizzly bear underwear

Turtles' necks, I've got my share

Beret of poodle, on my noodle it shall rest

Try my red robin suit, it comes one-breasted, too

See my vest, see my vest, see my vest

Like my loafers, former gophers

It was that or skin my chauffeurs

But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best

So let's prepare these dogs

Kill two for matching clogs

See my vest, see my vest

Oh, please won't you see my vest