The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage

Nothin' could stop him when Jables and Kage hit the stage

And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies

Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno

He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage

He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doin' mushrooms

Fuck him! I don't need no Hollywood Jack, anyway

So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble

And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below

Yes the Rage Kage bubbled with rage

He looked at the ground and he looked on the stage

The lava was flowin' and broilin' inside the old Kage

As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him

He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door

He'd make millions and then he'd go out and make even more millions

He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke off the ass of a whore

No one respected him, they just rejected him

No one would represent Kage

Left on the streets of his dreams he would cry

And he'd rage, for the stage

Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble

They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane

So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jet plane

And flew all that night through the rain

To be with his friend, to see what remained of his brain

Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors, "You've got to retrieve him

You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade

He grabbed the lapels and he screamed, "By God, you must save him

Because Rage Kage and I, can't you see that we're one in the same?

Rage Kage

Oh, Rage Kage

There be magic inside that old name

And you know

That you know

When you're going completely insane

Ah, the Rage Kage

Ah, the Rage Kage

Oh, the lion will roar once again

And you know

Yes, you know