What You Can Buy As A Broke College Student

As a broke college student, I can't afford shit

As a broke college student, you gotta suck dick

With that dick suckin' twenty

You got you some Money

You feel a bit hungry

So you go to the store

On your way to the store

You meet with a whore

Grab a pack of condoms

Cost twenty dollars

And you whine

Tell that hot mama

Want a hot tamale

Shit tastes like leather

I wish I had better

But I didn't even get laid

Still not paid

I'm done with the days

Of sucking off them gays

The grades are low

So, they toss me in the snow

Sadly, I'm wearing a thong, time for the next song