DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT

Step right up, you pussy-ass bitches

And feast your eyes on this

Did you ever stop to think

Why you suck balls and I'm so great?

Well, tickle me pink

Welcome to the party, you're (fucking late)

Haters gotta hate

That's how they masturbate

Living in a perpetual state of

Shooting their goo at an alarming rate

Ugh

But someday soon, I bet ya

Karma's gonna fuckin' get ya

You thought you could be a fuckin' dick

To everyone that's fuckin' met ya

Well, here's what I was taught

It's a novel fuckin' thought, you see

Don't shit where you eat

(Don't) shit where you eat

Or you'll get poo stuck in your teeth, oh, no

And they'll all fall out

Of your motherfuckin' mouth

And you'll deserve it

Because you earned it

(Don't) piss into the breeze

Or you'll get pee all on your knees, oh, no

And probably in your face

You better learn to love the taste

If you shit where you eat

(Bitch)

I like when people laugh

That's the end of the paragraph

(I'm a psychopath)

But even though I'm a little rough around the fucking edges (uh)

You'll discover that I'm just a lover with good intentions (mwah)

I try my hardest not to bite the hand that fuckin' feeds me

Okay, maybe just a nibble

(Yum, yum, yum) don't fuckin' tease me

I'm a freak, but I'm very fuckin' sweet

And I don't shit where I eat

(Don't) shit (don't shit) where you eat (where you eat)

Or you'll get poo stuck in your teeth, oh, no

And they'll all fall out

Of your motherfuckin' mouth

And you'll deserve it (you'll deserve it)

Because you earned it

(Don't) piss (don't piss) into the breeze (into the breeze)

Or you'll get pee all on your knees, oh, no

And probably in your face

You better learn to love the taste