One In a Million

Well I was headed straight home just to see you

When I saw some old friends that I knew

So I stopped for a couple Cervezas

But I swear I was thinkin' of you

Well I put on my hat for my exit

When who would walk in through the door

A man you might call a bandito

And he told us to lie on the floor

Well he took what he could from the cash box

And he took all my pay from this week

Just when I thought that it was all over

He said, hey boy, you're comin' with me

Well, your love is one in a million

And I'm sorry for what they have done

They all tried to come in between us

Now our love's a million to one

Well you asked me to meet you at the movies

And I knew we'd have such a good time

Meryl Streep in a part with an accent

Well, it sounds like a favorite of mine

But I came on an elderly woman

And her child had been taken away

She said by a pack of wild dingoes

Well what would you do in my place

Well, I followed that trail of the dingoes

And they put up a terrible fight

But I finally retrieved her baby

And we drank to the end of her plight

Well, your love is one in a million

And I'm sorry for what they have done

They all try to come in between us

Now our love's a million to one

Well you called me the very next mornin'

And you said that we needed to talk

But my car wouldn't start on that evening

So to your house I started to walk

Well, on a moonlit dark sketch of highway

Well, something quite strange happened there

For above all these lights started flashing

And they pulled me straight in the air

Well the aliens were not what I expected

But their problem was perfectly clear

Some dingoes had stolen their babies

I got 'em back and we drank space beer

Now your love is one in a million

And I'm sorry for what they have done