Pigmy Pig

Pygmy pig, how big you are

Big as pygmy seal

Pygmy corn, how big you are

Big as pygmy eel

Pygmy elk, how big you are

Big as pygmy bear

Pygmy ham, how big you are

Big as pygmy hare

Pygmy ox, how big you are

Big as pygmy moose

Pygmy leek, how big you are

Big as pygmy goose

Pygmy squash, how big you are

Big as pygmy coon

Pygmy clam, how big you are

Big as pygmy prune

Pygmy trout, how big you are

Big as pygmy quail

Pygmy nut, how big you are

Big as pygmy snail

Pygmy squirrel, how big you are

Big as pygmy beet

Pygmy grape, how big you are

Big as pygmy wheat

All you herbivoreans

Reapers do adore

If the only food were meat

You would eat no more

All you carnivoreans

Butchers do adore

If the only food were plant

You would eat no more

All you omnivoreans

Waging total war

If the only food were none

You would eat no more

All the pygmy edibles

Wish your pygmies well

Eat your way to heaven or

Eat your way to hell