You're Not The Best (Live)

Once I had a little girl as pretty as I have known

Lord, you know I loved her so, and then she left me all alone

And I swore here on this barstool

I'd never make that mistake again

Well, you ain't so fine, but you're all mine

And I'll love you 'til the end

Yes, I will

So darlin' don't you worry

'Cause they say that love is blind

But lust has eyes like an eagle

It's gonna drive me outta my mind

Though my eyes sometimes wander

It doesn't mean that I'm untrue

You're not the best, but you're the best that I can do

I'll turn this around there, Kim

Now y'all listen up here for a second

You know that a pretty girl she'll leave ya

She'll leave you to drown in your own tears

You know an ugly girl, well, she'll leave you too

But then again who freaking cares

'Cause 'em eyes of blue, they cannot be true

They'll have to stay right up here in my dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty ass dreams and

I guess that's why ol' Hugh Hefner

Invented hustler magazine, you fellas know what I'm talking about, don't you?

So, sit down here beside me, girl

And I will tell you what we will do

We're gonna twist them lids

And hope our kids look more like me than you

And when that bottle is finally empty

We're gonna tumble across the floor

And I'm gonna pray my imagination

Is gonna pull me through once more

I've been thinking about that Pamel Anderson video

So darlin', don't you worry

'Cause they say that love is blind

But lust has eyes like an eagle

It's gonna drive me outta my mind

Though my eyes sometimes wander

It doesn't mean that I'm untrue

You're not the best, but you're the best that I can do

You're not the best, but you're the best that I can be

Y'all take this home, boy

Thank ya

I cannot think of a better place to be on my birthday

Than Gruene Hall, Texas