Ray Hates Musicals (From "Henry Danger The Musical")

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When I was a boy, I auditioned for a musical

It was a musical about cats

(Was it Cats?) It doesn't really matter, Charlotte

I'm trying to tell a story here, please listen, thank you

Anyway, on the day of the audition, I wore underwear

Underwear with cats, like in the musical

That's how I knew this role would be mine, stat!

(What is stat?)

(Ah, it means, like, soon) (yeah, like asap, kinda) (kinda like doctors)

Ah, gotcha, gotcha

Are you guys done?

I'm kinda pouring my heart out here

Anyway, I meow'd, I meow'd, oh, I meow'd

Like I'd studied cats at Yale

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Meow, and I shook my tush, like my tush had a bushy little tail (do cats have bushy tails?)

(Yeah, don't embarrass yourself!) (More like squirrels?) (Rabbits?) (Yeah, rabbits)

What's with all the side-chats?

It's just that we can tell what happens in the end

Ha, that I doubt!

You didn't get the role, it went to someone else who tried out (eh...)

Irregardless (not a word)

Ever since that day, I've had a hatred for musicals

So, whoever caused this curse

(You know it was Frankini, you said it on the news!) (Pay attention)

Oh, yeah

So, Frankini (oh God, I smell a high note, plug your ears)

Will pay!