Letras
She scopes out your yard
A modern pirate
From that boxy red car
That she seems to live in
She waits until 10
When you leave for work
Then rushes your porch
And hits pay dirt
Cause each box a surprise
It's all booty to her
Male enhancement pills
Or an expensive purse
Your secrets are safe
She won't ever squeal
Would it kill you to order
A nice pair of heels
She's not in it for stuff
More for the thrill
But she'll be back tomorrow
For her five finger deal
She turns down the block
To hit the neighbors
Bewaring the dogs
Who already know her
Your doorbell camera
Can't see through her mask
And the cops don't care
So don't bother to ask
Cause each box a surprise
It's all booty to her
50 gallons of lube
Or a jacket of fur
Your secret is safe
That you have hemorrhoids
Yeah, so does she
So she'll steal your cream
She's not in it for stuff
More for the thrill
But she'll be back tomorrow
For her five finger deal
Now she's goin on a shopping spree
Straight down chestnut as you can see
Inconspicuous in her yoga pants
Walking a dog that stole from vance
Trailin' fed ex as he drives by
Snag those boxes that he left behind
Back to her lair to inspect the goods
Got glitter bombed like she knew she would...
Well... she didn't know
But she'll be back tomorrow.. why?
Cause each box a surprise
It's all booty to her
She swiped a mail order bride
Just to liberate her
Your secret is safe
That you're into buttplugs
Oooo this one is blue
And it's got great reviews