You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties

I'm no good at chatting up, and I always get rebuffed

Enough to drive a man to drink, I don't do no washing up

I always leave the stuff piled up

Piled up in the sink

But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties

Me and my girlfriend, we argued, and she ran away from home

She must have found somebody new, and now I'm all alone

Living on my own

What am I supposed to do?

That's why you'll always find him in the kitchen at parties

You will always find him in the kitchen at parties

You will always find him in the kitchen at parties

Then, I met this debutante, I said, "I like new wave rock"

She was into French cuisine, but I ain't no Cordon Bleu

This was at some do in Palmer's Green

I had no luck with her

You will still find him in the kitchen at parties

You will still find him in the kitchen at parties

At last, I met a pretty girl, she laughed and talked with me

We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way

And now, I've done my time in the kitchen at parties

I've done my time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties