Letras
My friends complain about their poor health
Then eat a box of chocolates all by themselves
And some take pictures of the food they had last night
My friends are like a set of women's boobs
Big ones, small ones, fake ones too
Some that seem a little odd, not quite right
I have a thousand and one Fakebook friends
Most should be in the loony bin
Gonna defriend all of these fools starting tonight
'Cause nobody listens to a word I say
They're all caught up in their selfish ways
And I'm still pissed off my last post only got four likes
Mom bought a new pair of pantyhose
Dad's posting pictures of her camel toes
To prove she always lies about her size
April complains about her girlfriend
Caught her cheating and she wants revenge
So she's bumping donuts with a girl she met last night
I have a thousand and one Fakebook friends
Most should be in the loony bin
Gonna defriend all of these fools starting tonight
'Cause nobody listens to a word I say
They're all caught up in their selfish ways
And I'm still pissed off my last post only got four likes
Some friends have narcissistic ways
Twenty-seven selfies from their phone each day
They hold their cameras up high to get the best fake smile
One friend claims he's an atheist
Says my God does not exist
But he's gonna pray someday I'll see the light
I have a thousand and one Fakebook friends
Most should be in the loony bin
Gonna defriend all of these fools starting tonight
'Cause nobody listens to a word I say
They're all caught up in their selfish ways
And I'm still pissed off my last post only got four likes
Just look me up, I'll add you to my list
Of all my twisted Fakebook friends
And you'll be one of my fake friends
You'll be one of my fake friends
You'll be one of my fake friends
Starting tonight!