Letras
When you're alone and life is making you horny
You can always go to the bathroom
When the Calvin Klein ads start to get to your nads
Well you can find relief in the bathroom
You can let the water run so mom can't hear you whackin'
Get your sister's underwear and hold a sweaty crack in
Front of your face, the odor's much stronger there
And if you get lucky you might find a hair in the bathroom
Your hand is waiting for you
So your mother don't blush, remember always to flush
When you're extra long in the bathroom
Just to make it legit you can take a small shit
When you're extra long in the bathroom
You can bring a magazine or use imagination
You can twist your hand into a new configuration
Squeezing it hard, it feels so good rubbing its head
You just lube up your thumb and pretend you're in bed
In the bathroom, wrestling the champ
In the bathroom, rubbing the lamp
In the bathroom, your hand is waiting for you