Letras
A fine romance, my friend
This is a fine romance
With no kisses
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
Mmm, but she's as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
Ah-ha-ha-ha
A fine romance, she won't nestle
A fine romance, she won't even wrestle
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunts
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance with no pinches
A fine romance with no clinches
She's calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
Now, at least they flap their fins to express emotion
A fine romance with no insults
With no quarrels, it's all morals
You never muss the crease in my blue serge pants
All you wanna do is dance
Oh, what a romance, yes
A fine, fine romance
My good woman, my strong ace in the war
Lady, there's lots more female fish swimming in the sea
And one likes me, yeah
This is a fine romance