Tandem Bike

I got bitten by a radioactive bug

I tried an experimental drug

I went out for a stroll on a gamma testing range

I found an enchanted Uru cane

I made a serum that made me small

I modified the serum so it would make me tall

I got radioactive isotope in my eye

A dying alien helped me accessorize

I gained the proportionate strength of a spider

Now I'm invincible and I can fly

I lost my sight and my other senses were heightened

I'm gonna put on my pajamas and go fight crime

CHORUS:

Now I'm a super hero (now I am a)

I'm a super hero now (super hero)

Now I'm a super hero (I'm a super)

I got my super powers (hero now)

My best friend and my girlfriend (and her brother)

went into space

Who'da thought we'd get bombarded by cosmic rays

It turns out I'm the last of a powerful alien race

My mother formed me from a lump of magic clay

I'm given super powers by a yellow sun

I studied under the Ancient One

I got an adamantium skeleton

Some grizzled old wizard taught me a magic acronym

Now I got the wisdom of Solomon

And the Strength of Hercules

I have memorized what "AZAM" was

But I still fight evil in my red pajamas

CHORUS

I gotta get me a helicopter

And you can get a jet plane

We'll take out their surveillance tower

We can make up code names

And when you get home at the end of your day

I'll pack your parachute and put away

Your utility belt and gas grenades

You were never meant to see

I showed you my secret identity

I suppose that I could always hypnotize you

If I wanted to

But I propse another thing

You can wear my decoder ring

We can have matching hovercraft

We can go undercover

After all we might just fall like stars from the sky

You know too but I know you