Well Placed Rhinestone (Cowboy) (Stripped Back)

She wears turquoise and sterling

If it's her choice it's Merle

I'm wearing old fashioned pearl snaps

Worn years on the ranch

Ahh huh

She likes Dolly and Waylon

She could sing for Union Station

And I'm dressing like Wagoner

Singing like Johnny Cash

Ahh huh

Well, I'm a well-placed rhinestone cowboy

I go well with the fringe round her waist

And the suede on her feet

Yeah, I turn heads at 'perfs'

'Least the pickup men like my shirts

But they say "those sure ain't boot cut jeans"

Ahh no

Well now

She's from a town called Siloam Springs

She's southern but no belle

But she sure gets a-ringin' when she gets me in the well

Ahh huh

I'm from the evergreen Pinetrees

I'm leather worn well

Well, the church folk don't like me I'm a sinner from hell

Whoa no

But I'm a well-placed rhinestone cowboy

I go well with the fringe round her waist

And the suede on her feet

Yeah, I turn heads at 'perfs'

'Least the pickup men like my shirts

But they say "those sure ain't boot cut jeans"

Well no

Well no

She's got a voice that'll burn in your blood

Like the poison of a scorpion

Well I'm a well-placed rhinestone cowboy

I go well with the fringe round her waist

And the suede on her feet

Yeah, I turn heads at 'perfs'

'Least the pickup men like my shirts

But they say "those sure ain't boot cut jeans"

Well now

Ohh no