Marquis De Sade Was a Sadist

Marquis de Sade was a sadist

Muhammad Ali was "The Greatest"

And rumors say that LBJ

Gave meetings from a toilet every day

And Hitler was a heavy hitter

Who had a friend named Himmler

Pete Rose broke his nose

Now he doesn't smell so well

Martin Luther lived

On a diet of worms through a sieve

Badoglio and Mussolini

Mussels Marinara and Harry Houdini

It's always five o'clock somewhere

And midnight somewhere else

A single thousand legger devours

A triple amputee within hours

And Edith Stein was very stern

In Auschwitz did her body burn

Sister Teresa Benedicta

Found herself in quite a predicta... meant for you and me

You wait and see

Marquis de Sade was a sadist

Marquis de Sade was a sadist

And Georges Bataille boiled eggs with his eye

He preferred them most of Thanatoast