Farmyard Pets

I've got a problem with my farmyard pets

Let me tell you how hard it gets

I love them all and I wish they were friends

But when they get together, well the trouble never ends

I've got a pet bull

I've got a pet horse

I've got a dog

And a cat of course

Got a pet hen

And a little white mouse

And a blue tongue lizard

Living underneath my house

I've got a problem with my farmyard pets

I've got a problem with my farmyard pets

Let me tell you how hard it gets

I love them all and I wish they were friends

But when they get together, well the trouble never ends

Well the bull gets mad

And charges at the horse

The horse starts a gallop

Gotta get away of course

The horse jumps the fence

Nearly lands upon the dog

The dog gives a yelp

And tumbles off the log

It lands upon the cat

Who jumps into the pen

It tears round and round

Scares an egg out of my hen

The hen starts to squawk

And runs under the house

Where it terrifies the lizard

And my little pet mouse

I've got a problem with my farmyard pets

I've got a problem with my farmyard pets

Let me tell you how hard it gets

I love them all and I wish they were friends

But when they get together, well the trouble never ends

Well the bull gets mad and charges at the horse

And the horse starts a gallop just to get away of course

And the horse jumps the fence, nearly lands upon the dog

Dog gives a yelp and tumbles off the log

And he lands upon the cat who jumps into the pen

Tears round and round and scares an egg out of my hen

The hen starts to squawk, runs under the house

Where it terrifies the lizard and my little pet mouse

I've got a problem with my farmyard pets