Fight All the Time

In these tournaments, get kicked in the head

Taken to hospitals

And you know, I'd seen it in the gym too

A lot of guys getting beat

Up and knocked down it was constant

It had happened to me a couple

Of times i'd been hurt

So we had this gallows humor

We would go to these events

The tension would be so thick

Everybody taking deep breaths and

Trying to relax

And just stay loose before you fight

And I would be the class clown

It was a charged environment

So anything that I said that was actually

Funny would get a giant reaction

And that became addictive

You would fight all the time

Fight, fight, all the time

I'd have fights several days a week

You would fight, you would fight all the time

Fight, fight, all the time

You would fight, you would

Fight, you would fight, all the time

You would fight all the time

Fight, fight, all the time

I'd have fights several days a week

You would fight, you would fight all the time

Fight, fight, all the time

You would fight, you would

Fight, you would fight, all the time

My take on it was

You think I'm funny because you're my friend

But other people are gonna

Think I'm an asshole

Like the things that I think

Are funny are fucked up

I have a fucked up sense of humor i mean

Here I am devoting most of my time trying

To get really good at

Knocking people unconscious

Trying to separate people

And their consciousness

So I was doing my best every

Day to get good at that

I was trying to hurt people that's what

I was trying to get good at

I was trying to get good at hurting the

Human body i was such a weirdo

No one would think that the things that

I was making fun of were funny

But I knew from martial arts that if

I worked really hard at something

I could get good at it

And I had this thought that maybe I could do

That with comedy 'cause I

Didn't wanna fight anymore

I mean, for a person who's been through

What I've done with my body

My body works remarkably well

But the brain damage thing, I don't know

I really don't know

I really step back and think about some

Of those wars that I was in

In my last fight, I got TKO'd, I got stopped

I got hit with a left hook and dropped

And my legs went out

From under me, and then I got

Up and I get hit again

Fell down again and they stopped the fight

That was when I decided I'm going to stop

I know where this is going i

Saw guys at the gym, who were punchdrunk

Slurring their words, they

Would forget things, and I had seen

Some people progress towards that

And it was very, very disturbing

And I'd be lying in bed at night after a

Hard sparring session and my

Head would be pounding

I would think, "What am I doing

To my fucking brain? Like

What am I doing to myself?"

I got real lucky that I found standup comedy

You would fight all the time

You would fight all the time

I'd have fights several days a week

You would fight, you would fight all the time

Fight, fight, all the time

You would fight, you would fight

You would fight all the time

Basically, you're having fights all the time

You would fight all the time

I'd have fights several days a week

You would fight, you would fight all the time

Fight, fight all the time

You would fight, you would fight

You would fight all the time

I mean if the UFC was around back then

I most certainly would've started fighting

And you know to not

Be training intelligently

Because I wasn't training intelligent

I was training like a meathead

And that was just all we knew back then

I probably would have sustained

Some pretty significant damage

Before I ever even got into the Octagon

I probably would've already had

Massive brain damage

Before I ever had a fight