S And M

Well I was struttin' by a hoochie bar on James Street

Tryin' hard to dodge the doo-doo in my path

When I heard footsteps behind me in the same beat

And some joker went and grabbed my ass

I spun around and said, "Now listen, you may be a charmin' fella

But you're just cruisin' for a bruisin' just the same"

And then I hit him on the head with my umbrella

But instead of sayin' "ouch" he just smiled in pain

He said, "Ooh, ooh, aah

Do it again, pretty mama

First let me thank you for lettin' me spank you

My cradle and my ism is sadomasochism"

I said, "Now listen, honey, you must be mistaken

I mean I'm sure I never saw your face before

And besides this blushin' bride's already taken"

But he got down on his knees and he begged for more

He said, "Ooh, ooh, aah

Do it again, pretty mama

We'll commit nameless sins, you can stick me with pins

You can desert me but not until you hurt me"

Now I tell you I have heard my share of snide talk

But this kid was really actin' kinda weird

And I woulda laughed him kneelin' on the sidewalk

But somethin' in his smile looked so sincere

He said, "Ooh, ooh, aah

Do it again, pretty mama

We'll buy ice cream, I'll let you treat me

We'll play p-p-p-p-p-queque, I'll let you beat me"

Now please don't think I'm just a shameless hussy

But I would love to share the joys that I have found

And if you're still wonderin' "Doesn't he?" or "Does he?"

Well, I just love to be gagged and bound, you see

Ooh, ooh, aah

Do it again, pretty mama

I'll be the baby and you be the mummy

You can tap dance on my tummy

'Cause my cradle and my ism is sadomasochism

Yes, my cradle and my ism is sadomasochism