Make It Another Old Fashioned, Please

Since I went on the wagon I'm certain

Drink is a major crime

For when you lay off the liquor

You feel so much slicker

Well, that is most of the time

But there are moments

Sooner or later

When it's tough

I've got to say

Love to say

Waiter

Make it another old fashioned, please

Make it another double old fashioned, please

Make it for one who's due

To join the disillusioned crew

Make it for one of love's new

Refugees

Once high in my castle

I reigned supreme

And, oh what a castle

Built on a heavenly dream

Then quick as a lightning flash

That castle began to crash

So make it another old fashioned, please

Leave out the cherry

Leave out the orange

Leave out the bitters

Just make it straight rye