Letras
What the hell is this, Russia?
Nobody says "Merry Christmas" no more, it's "
Happy Holidays" or "X-mases" not to offend nobody
These political correct Christmas queers can take their "
Happy Holidays" and stick 'em up their humbug ass
Happy Holidays
I hope every political correct 1990's moron
Chokes on some "Figgy Pudding" this year
Whatever the hell that is
I guaran-damn-tee you me and my buddies is gonna keep alive
The traditions and Merry Christmas the hell out of everybody
That's right
I was part of the live nativity scene at the church this year
Got bitched at
Here I'm trying to do a good job at the nativity
Scene, the preacher comes out and says "I don't
Think the wise men oughta be out here drinking beer."
That's ridiculous
It's cold out here, preacher, this beer's keeping me warm
Supposed to be a wise man, not a jackass
Folks say "But Larry, what about the folks
That don't believe in the Lord Jesus?"
Well then I say stay out of the Walmart and Targets and quit
Blocking traffic so's us Christian believers can get good deals
God dang, what a bunch of hypocrites
They don't want Christmas but yet they wanna
Take advantage of the good Christmas prices
Let me tell you political correct scumbags something
Half off and 20% off is for believers of Jesus
All you Allah and Buddha bastards either pay
Full price or get the hell out of the store
It's Merry Christmas
I swear sometimes in this country you'd think the
IQ of folks is like that of a short-bus retards
Look, let me tell you something
If it weren't for the Jesus, alright, there'd be no holidays
And it says in the Bible there, in one of the Johns there about
The Christmas says there, in the red words it says, about the
Lord there and the pilgrims and them Indians eating turkeys
You know the verse, I ain't gotta quote the verse
But let me tell you political correcters something