So, I said, "Lord, I am thankful for You"
Speaking of gratitude, I went to the Waffle House the other day...
(Woo! Waffle House!)
Yep! And I had a realization
(Waffles!)
I had a realization that God's blessings could be found everywhere
Even on a plate
(What kin- what kinda waffles did you get?)
(Yeah, did you get the Chocolate Chip?)
(I like to put peanut butter on my waffles)
Yeah, no, I just got the regular ones, just the plain old
Okay, but that's not really my point
My point is that, uh, Grace can be found anywhere
(What kinda syrup'd ya use?)
(Did you use proper pouring technique?)
(45 degrees is best)
(That seems to be the general consensus)
Okay, I feel like we all need to focus-
(Was the waffle fluffy or crispy?)
Oh, Lord, help me...
'Sup? It's God, here I am
So, guys, ground rules for this church
Uh, only speak of holy things in this church, as it is a church
(Thank you)
And, uh, speaking of "holey" things, how big were the holes in your waffles?
You have got to be kidding me
C'mon, man, I died for your sins