Mean to me, gee, honey
You're mean to me, it's funny
But I can see
You love to hear me crying
I don't know why
I stay home each night
When you say you'll phone
You don't, and I'm left alone
Singing the blues and crying
You treat me coldly
Each day in the year
You always scold me
Whenever somebody is near to hear
Oh, it must be such fun to be mean to me
Oh, honey, can't you see what you mean to me?
You treat me coldly
Each day in the year
You always scold me
So all our friends can hear, dear
It must be great fun to be mean to me
Gee, honey, it's clear to see what you mean to me